Today's quotes [8.1.17]
Vote for the quote that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes.
Also, links to quote categories and "Email Friend" will open in a new window, so as not to interrupt your quote reading.
The 100% American is 99% idiot.
- - - George Bernard Shaw
Let us praise the noble turkey vulture
No one envies him;
he harms nobody;
and he contemplates our little world
from a most serene and noble height.
- Edward Abbey
The English think soap is civilization.
- - - Heinrich von Treitschke
German in the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone
using a sick bag on a 747.
- - - Willy Rushton
The German mind has a talent for making no mistakes but the very greatest.
- - - Clifton Fadiman
By voting you are helping select today's best quote. This helps us provide you with better quality humor in the future, as well as to select the best quotes to send in our daily best humor mailing.
Today's JokesToday's StoriesToday's PoemsToday's Funny Pic
S M T W Th F St
1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31