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MOST HORRIBLE DRINK
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is
Khoona. It is drunk by Afghan tribesmen on their wedding night and
consists of a small amount of still-warm 'very recently attained' bull
semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.
SIGN AT DENNY'S RESTAURANT:
"Denny's is pleased to welcome persons of every ethnicity.
Our booths are now color-coded by race so that our valued
Black and Mexican patrons will know where to sit."
WHICH CAME FIRST?
Reader said her son, Aaron, who is halfway between 2 and 3, was looking
at a picture book, pointed at an egg and declared, "Cookie."
"No, no," mother corrected. "That's not a cookie. Look again. What is
"Marshmella," Aaron said.
"No, not a marshmallow," mother said. "Think about it. What do
Aaron's face lit up. "McNuggets," he shouted triumphantly.
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