Today's stories [7.11.17]
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Sign on a church bulletin board:
You aren't too bad to come in, You aren't good enough to stay out.
Written on a toilet roll in a public Lavatory:
"Sociology Degrees, please take one."
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside
her car. Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied,
"I knew I should have replaced the battery to this
remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do
you think they (pointing to a distant convenient
store)would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I
dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked. "No, just
this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the
car keys to me. As I took the key and manually
unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive
over there and check about the batteries it's a long
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