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"Do not disrupt my carefully controlled pattern of hype or YOU WILL BE PUT IN
 A BOX WITH BILL GATES AND SHAKEN."
                        -- James "Kibo" Parry


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Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube
There are some things one would rather have done than do. 

     - Edward Abbey 

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Britain is the only country in the world where the
food is more dangerous than the sex.

                                       - - - Jackie Mason

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Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for
a satellite picture.


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"A career in mathematics is the scholastic equivalent of [the] Vietnam War."
                        -- From the sig of Jake Kesinger


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