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"This song explores a more contemporary version of Jungian psychotherapy
 involving high colonics"
                        -- Maynard James Keenan of Tool, regarding their
                                song AEnema


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"If you knew Suzie like I knew Suzie... you'd have scabies!"
                        -- Paul McDermott, DAAS Live at the National Theatre


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"Look, buddy:  Windows 3.1 IS A General Protection Fault."
                        -- The BOFH excuse server


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"From a real email message:

  ... hey chickadee Napoleon, thank you for the invasion of Russia, kabring,
  kabring. I saw you behind the bike shed with the Happy Sausage singing
  praises to the bogey man with the eye dropper nose. Don't try and catch me,
  I'm the Happy Prince...

  King James I

 (This person is no longer an NT admin)"
                        -- Peter Gutmann


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"Big Bird meets Salvador Dali has been brought to you by the numbers L and
 ), and by the letter 3."
                        -- D. J. Green


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