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"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass... and I'm all out of
 bubblegum."
                        -- Nada, "They Live"


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"I'm sorry, but I am not turned on at the sight of a dragon during sexual
 intimacy..."
                        -- Dante, on oz#gothic


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"Sometimes life _does_ imitate morality plays."
                        -- Elizabeth Zwicky, zwicky@neu.sgi.com


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"The thing that gets me is that one of the arguments that landed
 Robert Morris, author of ``the internet worm'' in jail was all
 the sysadmins' time his prank cost. Yet the author of sendmail
 is still walking around free without even a U (for Unixery)
 branded on his forehead."
                        -- Nicolas.Pioch@enst.fr


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"So that's 2 T-1s and a newsfeed....would you like clues with that?"
                        -- Hillary Gorman, hillary@netaxs.com


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