Today's quotes [7.16.17]
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"Historical Landmark #9678023
Windows 95: Five years ago, corporate software giant, Microsoft, spent
millions of dollars, and put a team of hundreds of highly specialized
programmers on an extensive and highly ambitious project to find another
name for the Apple Menu."
-- Avi Selk, in comp.unix.bsd.netbsd.misc
"Fuck you kitty, I won't do what you tell me."
-- Ruth Hopping
"In any business, the customer is always right, except when he calls
-- email@example.com, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
"That's the only standard thing about the standards; that it's standard
for one standard not to work with any other standard, although one
standard on a second machine even though they may be similar, they are
not the same, however different standards on other machines although
different may comply to the same standard. Although the confusion is
fairly standard. (Just recompile your mind with -traditional, and
"In the beginning there was nothing... which exploded."
-- The shortened Big Bang theory
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