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Today's quotes [7.15.17]

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"I can get anything to go in..."
                        -- Karen


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"I was _everyone's_ drinking partner."
                        -- Karen


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"I'd love to go out with you but I've got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga
 meeting..."
                        -- fortune


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"New York City: No matter how many times I visit this great city I'm
 always struck by the same thing: a yellow taxi cab."
                        -- Scott Adams, DNRC Newsletter 12.0


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"You can't see my face... it's buried in that girl's face..."
                        -- Sarah O'Brien


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