Today's quotes [7.13.17]
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"Our policy is to first seek candidates from within the company. If none is
qualified, you must use a sock puppet."
-- Catbert, Evil Human Resources Director
"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."
-- from the sig of Malcom Herbert
"Our strategic alliance is working well. Our company provides amazing
technical skill and your company has a seemingly endless supply of
"Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."
"Is it true that if your name is written in a binder you lose your soul?"
-- Some Guy, Dilbert, Some Other Guy
"DOS: n., A small annoying boot virus that causes random spontaneous
system crashes, usually just before saving a massive project. Easily
cured by UNIX. See also MS-DOS, IBM-DOS, DR-DOS."
-- David Vicker
"When life hands you a lemon, say 'Oh yeah, I _like_ lemons, what else
-- Henry Rollins
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