Today's quotes [7.11.17]
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"Keyboard Error - Press to continue"
-- PC BIOS error message
"Pink as a beetroot..."
-- Anthony the Vision Mix Guy
"I remember the last thing my grandfather said to me... in fact the last
thing he ever said... he said 'Paul, give me back my pills'..."
-- Paul McDermott, DAAS "Dead and Alive"
"While I was doing this, a neighbor walked up, and I just want to say that if
you think it's easy to explain why you're squatting in your driveway, in
front of a set of burning underwear, surrounded by hair spray bottles,
holding a Barbie doll in your hand, then you are mistaken."
-- Dave Barry
"Next to is good. Near is good. Just not _on_... _don't_ generalise that
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