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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent
   revolution inevitable.
   -- John F. Kennedy


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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.


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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
   world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that
   but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
   -- Mariah Carey


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I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the
   law.
   -- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that
   he failed to pay his taxes.


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"Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.
 Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum."
                        -- Barnes and Barnes, "Fish Heads"


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