Today's poems [7.9.17]
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A lovely young virgin named Lynn
Once said about fucking, "It's sin."
But a fellow named Tang,
With a twenty-inch wang,
Made her cry to the heavens, "It's in!"
There was a young girl of Darjeeling
Who could dance with such exquisite feeling
There was never a sound
For miles around
Save of fly-buttons hitting the ceiling.
A horny old broad from Point Breeze
Once said to her lover, "Oh please!
You'd enhance my bliss
If you'd play more with this
And pay less attention to these."
There was a young man named Manis
Who had an extremely large anus.
When he went to make doo
It was four foot by two
And the smell was really quite heinous!
A musician in gay Montebello
Amused herself playing the cello,
But not a solo,
For she used as a bow
The dong of a sturdy young fellow.
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