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There was an old hag named Le Sueur 
            Who just was an out-and-out whore. 
                Between her big tits 
                You could come for two bits, 
            And she'd fuck in any old sewer. 

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A young fellow discovered through Freud 
               That although of a penis devoid, 
                    He could practice coitus 
                    By eating a fetus, 
               And his parents were quite overjoyed. 

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There was a young lady named Sue 
            Who preferred a stiff drink to a screw. 
                But one leads to the other, 
                And now she's a mother--- 
            Let this be a lesson to you. 

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There was a young girl called Lewinsky,
   Who caused as much stir as Kaczynski
   When on Kenneth Starr's lap
   she confided, when trapped,
   "Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky." *
   (*Nijinsky is a thoroughbred racehorse not to be confused with the
   ballet dancer.)


  

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                    There once was a man from Boston
                            
                    Who had a very small Austin.
                            There was room for his ass
                            And a gallon of gas,...
                            
                    His balls hung out and he lost 'em!


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