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A couple I know recently adopted a Chinese baby girl, and were showing her
to friends. A neighbor came by to admire the baby, and asked, "But what
will you do when she gets older and starts speaking Chinese?"

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Here's an easy one we did for our boss.  Sign him up for a crossdresser
weekly subscription or some other form of perversion (North America Man 
Boy Love Association).  Address it to his name but under his neighbors 
address.
Do this several times.  Also, if you have his home phone, there's nothing
like placing his name and number in homosexual personal ads...



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I'm sure you've all watched Titanic and watched poor Jack 
Dawson sink to his watery grave, well when he was frozen and 
Rose pushed him under, my idiot ex-boyfriend yelled, "Jack 
Frost!!"  

Sent by Christine

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