Today's stories [5.1.17]
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One student was stuck and wrote: The proof of this is
left as an exercise for the reader.
The prof wrote: Did it, fell for a non sequitur and made a
minor calculation error. You get a B+.
Joseph Schwartz, a career criminal, was wanted for looting in
Israel's port city, Haifa. On the A.P.B. Wanted poster, he was
described as the son of an ex-nun from Spain and a German father.
It went on to include the facts that he was a musician adept at
the piccolo and often worked as a farmhand.
In other words... he was a Haifa lootin', flutin' Teuton, son of a
nun from Barcelona, part-time plowboy Joe...
I came home from work one day and my mother was making
french fries in a Fry Daddy fryer. I saw her taking out
soggy french fries and I asked her why is she taking them
out when they weren't done. She said the oil keeps
bubbling up and making a mess. I just ignored her and went
into the other room and started to watch Sally Jessy
Raphael on t.v. Then I remembered my daughter had just
refilled my sons bubble blower and the gallon jug you buy
from Toys R Us looks just like the gallon of oil. Well
sure enough. We almost had bubble fries for dinner. You
should have seen all the bubbles all over the place. My
mother is not usually this senile but this day she outdid
Sent by Carol
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