Today's quotes [5.8.17]
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"... I told her the thing I loved most about her was her mind... because
that's what told her to get into bed with me naked..."
-- Steven Wright
Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they always point upwards from
the floor-especially in the dark.
I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No
brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.
The difference between snowman and snowwomen is snow balls.
Nothing is ever as simple as it seems.
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