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'On the other hand the early worm gets eaten'
"Trout fishing. One must be a stickler for proper form. Use nothing but #4
blasting caps. Or a hand grenade, if handy. Or at a pool well-lined with
stone, one blast from a .44 magnum will bring a few stunned brookies quietly
to the surface."
* No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.
Men are conservative after dinner.
"So let me get this straight:
There are no photos of anyone doing anything at the party because the people
that were the subjects of the photos weren't doing anything worth
photographing. Furthermore these people weren't even there because they'd
never be involved in such things and even if they were there they'd be too
busy drinking water to be involved in the things that didn't happen because
they weren't there in the first place. And Garth didn't take these photos
that didn't get taken. Does this mean that Garth spent the entire evening
on his own in a room with a camera?
Now I'm really lost.
PS: Did he have a glass of water too?"
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