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- The longer the title, the less important the job.


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- Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.


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Life is not a spectacle or a feast, it's a predicament
 
             --George Santayana

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- All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own.


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Truth is the cry of all, but the game of the few.
        --Ibid

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