Today's quotes [5.5.17]
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Amputation with a blunt instrument is seldom pleasant.
- At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the
number of pens that person is carrying.
- You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.
- No one gets sick on Wednesdays.
- When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by
reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"
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