Today's quotes [5.4.17]
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LOVE -- irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.
- Mark Twain
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
"I like frogs because they get together in warm moist places and sing about sex."
The man who procrastinates struggles with ruin.
Hesiod (B.C. 800?)
I sometimes get up grumpy, but then she wakes up.
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