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"The reigning Miss Canada has been arrested for
punching out another woman in a bar fight...Quite
frankly, I think it's refreshing to finally find
one beauty pageant winner who is against world peace." 

    - Jay Leno 

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Besides the noble art of getting things done,
there is the noble art of leaving things
undone.  The wisdom of life consists in the
elimination of non-essentials.--Lin Yutang

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He who says there is no such thing as an honest man, you may be sure is himself a knave. 

                                                        --Bishop Berkeley

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"... diamonds are forever, but _oranges_... are for half-time..."
                        -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital


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"Plaudipus: a small roman mammal that lays eggs and then presents you with
 a bill."
                        -- Heath, with minimal contribution from me


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