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It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired.

    - Lazarus Long

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S. de M.: Father, how will I distinguish heretics from Catholics?
Answer: "Kill all. God will find them out" 

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Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.

    - Lazarus Long

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Skipper: I'm not overweight, I just have big bones.
Gilligan: Yeah, and they're covered with big meat.

    - Gilligan's Island 

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  Crow realized there were two Gods -

  One of them much bigger than the other
  Loving his enemies
  And having all the weapons.
                             Ted Hughes,  from Crow's Theology

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