Today's quotes [5.18.17]
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* There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.
I'll have to admit the first part of my marriage was happy.
But then, on the way from the ceremony to the reception ...
* Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes
hurtling down the highway. -- Andrew Tannenbaum
* If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an
infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without
even considering if there are men on base.
-- Dave Barry
"We're standing there pounding a dead parrot on the counter, and
the management response is to frantically swap in new counters to
see if that fixes the problem."
-- Peter Gutmann in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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