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* There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.


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I'll have to admit the first part of my marriage was happy.
   But then, on the way from the ceremony to the reception ...


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* Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes
       hurtling down the highway. -- Andrew Tannenbaum


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* If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an
       infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without
       even considering if there are men on base.
       -- Dave Barry


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"We're standing there pounding a dead parrot on the counter, and
 the management response is to frantically swap in new counters to
 see if that fixes the problem."

-- Peter Gutmann in alt.sysadmin.recovery


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