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* One good turn gets most of the blankets.


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* It is better to be looked over than overlooked.


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* There are three kinds of people -- those who can count and those
       who can't.


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* It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents, it is
       how he found out.


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* My homework is like a juicy steak -- rarely done.


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