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* Falling in love is awfully simple. Falling out of love is simply
       awful.


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* No job is so simple that is can't be done wrong.


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   My wife claims her car is so old,
   that the fenders aren't dented -- they're wrinkled ! 


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* Only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles.


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"20% of all road accidents in Sweden involve a moose."
                        -- Unknown


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