Today's quotes [5.14.17]
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Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
- Salvor Hardin, Foundation
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great. "
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat
"I can write better than anybody who can write faster,
and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. "
- A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)
"The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. "
- definition of "happiness" by John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)
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