Today's quotes [5.12.17]
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'The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him'
Last words from a general in the
American Civil War: "Nonsense! They couldn't hit an elephant at this
The Universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind
- a pretty uncomfortable thought,
particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.
Woody Allen in Getting Even
Sign posted in a bathroom:
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!
"If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and
butter will be cut right out from under your feet."
- Former British foreign minister Ernest Bevin
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