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ON NUMBERS
   Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3---not even for very large values of
   2.


1. 




* Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two
       under the man's eyes.


2. 




* Marriage life is full of excitement and frustration:
           -in the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman
       listens.
          -in the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
          -in the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.


3. 




* There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and
       found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his
       sleep and found himself divorced.


4. 




'A kleptomanaic is a person who helps himself
because he can't help himself'


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