Today's quotes [5.11.17]
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Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3---not even for very large values of
* Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two
under the man's eyes.
* Marriage life is full of excitement and frustration:
-in the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman
-in the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
-in the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.
* There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and
found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his
sleep and found himself divorced.
'A kleptomanaic is a person who helps himself
because he can't help himself'
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