Today's jokes [5.9.17]
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A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street
corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures he'll spend about 3 bucks on the
ingredients, the kids will sell maybe 10 glasses and then drink the rest
and get stomach aches. His eventual response:
"Go stand on the corner for two hours and come back, I'll give
you two dollars. Everybody wins."
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking
a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is
frowning and looking put out.
The egg mutters to no one in particular,
"I guess we answered that question."
Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?
A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.
Q: What's the hardest thing about eating shaved pussy?
A: Putting the diaper back on.
There are three truths in life:
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah....
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the
leader of the Christian faith.....
3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.
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