Today's stories [4.9.17]
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Colena was telling me about her buddy and *his* girlfriend.
They were working on a vehicle and using gasoline to clean the
parts with. It was a warm day and the gas was sitting in a
coffee can in the sun and eventually evaporated. Judi
demanded to know what happened to it. When they told her
what happened, she asked what eveporation was. So they told
her it got hot in the sun & made it go away.... Judi's reply...
"If you put it in the shade, will it come back?"
After the birth of her new baby, my cousin brought him to my place for a visit.
While there, she decided to prepare dinner one night and the three of us went
to the grocery store to get the things she needed. While she was shopping, I
was holding the baby and slowly meandering through the place. A woman walked
past me, knocked my purse from my shoulder, put her hand on my arm, looked me
in the eye and said, "I'm sorry." I said it wasn't a problem and we each went
on our way. When I told my cousin about it she insisted that I had just been
hit by a pickpocket. I checked and found my wallet and keys were still in my
purse. It wasn't until at work the next day that I discovered the missing item
-- a sanitary napkin.
Sent by renae
My 9 year old son walked in the house one morning
(he was supposed to be waiting on the school bus)
and told me he had seen the funniest thing ever -
my dog's butt was 'frozen' to the neighbors dog's
butt. Poor child
sent by leigh
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