Today's quotes [4.8.17]
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds
new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny
...'" -- Isaac Asimov
"Living in a vacuum sucks." -- Adrienne E. Gusoff
"NOW I've heard it all. Problem: expensive application from large
well known company keeps crashing. Vendor solution: 'Oh, someone at your
site must be kill -9ing it accidently. Our reccomendation is to rename
the kill command.'"
-- Matthew Crosby, firstname.lastname@example.org
"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is
shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain." -- Mark
"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you
first thought of." -- Burt Bacharach
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