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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds
       new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny
       ...'" -- Isaac Asimov


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"Living in a vacuum sucks." -- Adrienne E. Gusoff


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"NOW I've heard it all.  Problem: expensive application from large
 well known company keeps crashing. Vendor solution: 'Oh, someone at your
 site must be kill -9ing it accidently.  Our reccomendation is to rename
 the kill command.'"
                        -- Matthew Crosby, crosby@nordsieck.cs.colorado.edu


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"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is
       shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain." -- Mark
       Twain (1835-1910)


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"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you
       first thought of." -- Burt Bacharach


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