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   A sign I saw at a swimming pool once:
   We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool!


  

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   Another sign seen at a swimming pool:
   Welcome to our ool.
   Notice there's no P in it.
   Please keep it that way.


  

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God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed
around for 6 days and then pulled an all-nighter.
(University of Michigan)

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"I simply want to be rich enough to be able to hold money in the contempt
 it deserves."
                        -- fenmarel, on oz#gothic


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"He's in whatever DII has been renamed to this week."
                        -- Andrew Rutherford


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