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Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.

     - Lazarus Long 

1. 




   Seen above a urinal:
   Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't piss in
   your ashtrays!


  

2. 




Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy.

     - Lazarus Long 

3. 




   On the inside of a toilet door:
   Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire
   performance.


  

4. 




   "$1.49 - All You Can Eat" (with an arrow pointing down into the
   toilet)


  

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