Today's quotes [4.21.17]
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"Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead"
"Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told"
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
"Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms"
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.
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