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First Rule of History:
   History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each
   other.
  


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A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would
make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit.

    -- In the August 1993 issue, page 9, of PS magazine, the Army's magazine of preventive
    maintenance

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There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on... 

    -- Robert Byrne

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If the President were a woman, this scandal never
would have happened, because women
always keep a box of kleenex on their desks. 

    - Patrice North-Rudin 

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I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.

    -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

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