Today's quotes [4.18.17]
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Everybody lies about sex.
- Lazarus Long
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a
committee -- that will do them in.
If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want
hits the paper.
Drew's Law of Highway Biology:
The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in
front of your eyes.
According to a new survey 60% of adults say they're aware of someone
who's gone to work under the influence of drugs.
Apparently the other 40% have never heard of the Dallas Cowboys.
- Conan O'Brien
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