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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- von Braun
In any decision situation, the amount of relevant information available
is inversely proportional to the importance of the decision.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible
corner of the workshop.
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and
receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when
he is already in the company of:
(1) a date,
(2) his wife,
(3) a better looking and richer male friend.
That shoe fits him like a glove.
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