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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
        -- von Braun


1. 




Cooke's Law
In any decision situation, the amount of relevant information available
is inversely proportional to the importance of the decision.


2. 




Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
   Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible
   corner of the workshop.


3. 




Beifeld's Principle:
   The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and
   receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when
   he is already in the company of:
      (1) a date,
      (2) his wife,
      (3) a better looking and richer male friend.


4. 




That shoe fits him like a glove.

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