Today's quotes [4.13.17]
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"A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his
'I would like to give you this personality test', said the outsider,
'because I want you to be happy.'
Drescher took the paper that was offered him and put it into the toaster,
saying: 'I wish the toaster to be happy, too.'"
-- AI Koans, from the Jargon File,
"Whip me! Beat me! Make me light and fluffy!"
-- Ben Salmon
Some of the greatest writers this world has ever known have
written their finest works while happily and blissfully
drunk...and so shall I.
"You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good
-- the Discordian Quote File
"My purpose here is to clearly demonstrate to all concerned that you are
indeed insane; so that all doctors, policemen and other persons of
authority will be shown to their professional satisfaction the truth of
my statements. Please, do not change colour while I am talking to you."
-- MC 900ft Jesus, "Tiptoe through the Inferno"
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