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There are two essential basic strategies for success in business:
        Never reveal all you know


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Anyalyzing humour is like dissecting a frog: nobody enjoys it, and
       the frog usually dies as a result.


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Arnold's Addendum:
        Everything else causes cancer in rats."
                        -- fortune


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A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the
       world have nothing to do with tires.


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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.


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