Today's quotes [4.12.17]
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There are two essential basic strategies for success in business:
Never reveal all you know
Anyalyzing humour is like dissecting a frog: nobody enjoys it, and
the frog usually dies as a result.
Everything else causes cancer in rats."
A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the
world have nothing to do with tires.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
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