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Rabbit's Ph.D. Thesis:

                                A Parable for Graduate Students



Scene: It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside
his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter.

Along comes a fox, out for a walk.

Fox: "What are you working on?"

Rabbit: "My thesis."

Fox: "Hmmm. What's it about?"

Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."
(incredulous pause)

Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes."

Rabbit: "Sure they do, and I can prove it. Come with me."

They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After a few minutes, the
rabbit returns, alone, to his typewriter and resumes typing.

Soon, a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.

Wolf: "What's that you're writing?"

Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves."
(loud guffaws)

Wolf: "You don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?"

Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"

The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow, and again the rabbit
returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.

Scene: Inside the rabbit's burrow. In one corner, there is a pile of fox 
bones.  In another corner, a pile of wolf bones. On the other side of the 
room, a huge lion is belching and picking his teeth.

   (The End)

 Moral:
    It doesn't matter what you choose for a thesis subject.
    It doesn't matter what you use for data.
    What does matter is who you have for a thesis advisor.



1. 




As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outside
a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists.  An Arab 
salesman approached them carrying belts. 

After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked 
where they were from. 

"America," the husband replied. 

Looking at her dark hair and olive skin, the Arab responded. 
"She's not from the States." 

"Yes I am." said the wife. He looked at her and asked. "Is he 
your husband?" "Yes." she replied. 

Turning to the husband, he offered..... "I'll give you 100 camels 
for her." The husband looked stunned, and there was a long 
silence.  Finally he replied, "she's not for sale." 

After the salesman left, the somewhat indignant wife asked her 
husband what took him so long to answer, to which the 
husband replied, "I was trying to figure out how to get 100 
camels back home."

2. 




   Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and
   sneered, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
   
   The wife simply sighed and replied, "Yes, dear, I know, but I was in
   love and didn't really notice."


3. 




John: "I'm glad you named me John."
Mother: "Why?"
John: "Because that's what all the kids at school call
me."

4. 




Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many 
men?

A. No phone numbers. 

5. 



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