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This is a true story. My sister and I spent two weeks in Paris. The locals
obviously hated Americans -- no matter where we went, we were subject to
rude behavior from waiters, store clerks, pedestrians, etc. After a while
it started to irritate us.
One day, in Paris, my sister went shopping. She entered a store and
started looking around. She was the only customer in the store. As she was
looking through the clothes on the rack, a clerk hurriedly approached her
and very abruptly asked if he could help her.
My sister was used to this bad treatment by now and she politely declined
his help. She continued to look at the clothes. Then she noticed that
every clerk in the store was staring at her.
Defiantly, she continued to look through the clothes. When she could take
this treatment no longer, she turned on her heels, with her head held
high, and left the shop.
As she left, she noticed that the sign on the store read...."DryCleaners."
This is an honest-to-God, true story. About 20 years ago, when
I was a young girl, and prettier than now, I got all dolled-up for
New Year's Eve, with a long floor length gown, as was the
custom, then. I was especially dressed up, because, as I said,
it was New Year's Eve. My husband took me to the Casinos in
Atlantic City, and we were seated at a table, playing Blackjack,
for about a half hour, and the other players and dealer were
staring and staring at me, something fierce !!. I thought to
myself, WOW, I must look BEAUTIFUL, tonight ! (You know how
we all feel, when we are dressed to the hilt, and have new duds
on. Ha. Ha. ) SO, I thought, this was the case, and was feeling
SO GOOD! All of a sudden, I lost a hand, where I had foolishly
placed a $25.00 bet (Don't forget, that cheap me, had been
playing only $2.00, a hand, prior to this). I said to myself: "OH
SHIT, I LOST!!!!!!!", and placed my left hand on my head.
HOLY COW !! At that very moment, I touched Hair Rollers, on
my head. I whispered to my husband, "Take my money, and
meet me at the Ladie's Room, I'm not coming back". I was so
humiliated, I wanted to die. When I reached the Mirror in the
bathroom, and looked, I had three pink rollers on the right side
of my head, and 3 green rollers on the left side of my head. Can
you believe this person, I'm married to? Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. I can
laugh now, but it was VERY Embarrasing ! When he met me at
the Bathroom, and I started to fight, he calmly told me "Well, I
DIDN'T KNOW ! I thought, this was a new fashion, so I didn't
Sent by Elena
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