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One of the most influential minds of the late 16th century. A statesman, a
philosopher, a writer, and a scientist, he was even rumored to have
written some of Shakespeare's plays.
How he died: Stuffing snow into a chicken
One afternoon in 1625, Bacon was watching a snowstorm and was struck by
the wondrous notion that maybe snow could be used to preserve meat in the
same way that salt was used. Determined to find out, he purchased a
chicken from a nearby village, killed it, and then, standing outside in
the snow, attempted to stuff the chicken full of snow to freeze it. The
chicken never froze, but Bacon did.
According to a study conducted by Kaiser Permanente,
prostitutes can suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder on a
par with veterans of the Vietnam war. I think I speak for a lot of
men when I say, "are there still volunteer spots available in this
OK one time me and two of my friends went over to another friends
house expecting him to be home but nobody was. We had also
remembered that his parents were out of town for the week,
so we decided to go inside and wait for him. So I slipped
in through the oversize dog door. Once we were inside we got
a little bit bored so we decided to leave , but before we did
I came across a great idea. You see his mom collects teddy bears
and had hundreds of them placed all around the house. So we gathered
allmost all of them and placed them in the living room and sat them
on couches, chairs and the floor all facing the TV.Just then I
found a videotape of Barny (EVERYONES FAVORITE PURPLE FRIEND)
So we put in the tape and left the remote control in the biggest
bears lap with the volume all the way up and then left.
Later that night we called him and told him that we were coming
over, he sounded worried. When we arrived he answered the
door with a shotgun in his hand, he was scared shitless.
Turns out that he and his girlfriend called the cops and
had to explain the whole story, The found nothing,laughed and left.
To this day he dosent understand what happened and sometimes
we joke around with him about it. Since only 3 of us know about
it there is always new people that think he is crazy.
Sent by ethan
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