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Olympic ice skater Oksana Baiul was recently arrested for driving
under the influence of alcohol. Her BAC was rated at: 

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Last month, about 8,000 Elvis Presley fans flocked to 
Graceland to commemorate the 21st anniversary of his death. 
In a related item, viewership on the Home Shopping Network 
was down 50% Saturday. 

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A survey by cosmetics firm Avon revealed that British women 
would rather iron than have sex in the morning.  I've visited 
Britain, and I've got an even better idea for British men and 
women: how about *brushing your teeth* in the morning? 

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