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* Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is
       over, the strings are attached.


* Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an
       institution for the blind.


* Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's
       Degree and the women gets her Master.


* Marriage certificate is just another name for a work permit.


* Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS"
          -The Engagement Ring
          -The Wedding Ring
          -The Suffe-Ring
          -The Endu-Ring


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