Today's quotes [3.7.17]
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You know you're getting old when you can't tell
the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm.
Girls, just to let you know...
if you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
Virginity can be cured.
'Socialism is when man exploits man, Capitalism is the reverse'
'Lord Birkenhead is very clever, but sometimes his brains
go to his head'
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