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Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics. 

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I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats.
I don't intend to waste any of mine running around exercising.

    - Neil Armstrong 

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"To what do you attribute your old age?"
"The fact that I was born a long time ago."

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   (written above a urinal)
   Why are you looking up here?
   Are you ashamed of it?


  

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   Some people come here to take a shit, I come here to leave one.


  

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