Today's quotes [3.4.17]
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He's so vain every time he masturbates
he dedicates it to a different girl
One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity.
Sent by Angela
"Beer is proof that God loves us and
wants us to be happy."
Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear.
It annoys them very much.
- G.K. Chesterton
Fart loud if you love Jesus!
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