Today's quotes [3.20.17]
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"And Mr Caffeine-Deficient-Brain went .... Imperial Star Destroyers? with
-- Siggi the Underpaid, alt.sysadmin.recovery
A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass.
Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for sixteen hardened
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I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you
must eat it with naked fat people.
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and
anyone going faster than you is a moron.
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