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"More than 25,000 dedicated gun lovers from across Northern Idaho flocked to
 the Coeur d'Alene Convention Center for the two-day event, happily
 sublimating homosexual impulses amid a carefully maintained facade of
 platonic camaraderie."

-- "Homoerotic Overtones Enliven NRA Meeting"
from The Onion, http://www.theonion.com


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"Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and once again we
 turn the crank on the screwjack of progress hoping that nobody gets
 screwed."

-- Larry Wall


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"The Harvard Law states:  Under controlled conditions of light, temperature,
 humidity, and nutrition, the organism will do as it damn well pleases."

-- Larry Wall


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"There's more than one way to do it."

-- The Perl Slogan

"It's a good thing there's more than one way to do it because most of them
 don't work."

-- The Windows Perl Slogan


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"Back in my youth, there were people who would take elements of one RPG
 and try to make them work for another, like 'James Bond would be a Paladin
 with charisma of 19'. The two I always wanted to combine were _Call of
 Cthulu_ and _The Rocky and Bullwinkle Party Game_.

 'Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!'
 'Again?'"

-- David Jacoby


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