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The man who fears no truths has nothing to fear from lies.
- Thomas Jefferson
Pay attention to your enemies. They are the first to discover your mistakes.
* Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you
think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
1. Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2. Advising the President.
3. Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.
* Old Yiddish proverb: "If triangles had a God, He'd have three
He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
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